Ashton

Okay so i'm sitting watching this bad ashton kutcher movie- i have no idea why- and i notice,out of the corner of my eye, a big blue bin. At this point in this shitty movie, an above average sized piece of lint would have caught my attention. Curious, i lean over and check whats inside. It's a big box of legos. It was almost two in the morning, i was very bored, so it was okay to feel really sad as i rummaged through the bin. I remembered all the old sets i had, with the gigantic battles, with little lego Jedi that would be flying through the air when suddenly a droid head would get stuck in their midsection- DEAD! Thats how we used to show that the little yellow people were dead- stick stuff in their belly buttons. I kept finding old pieces of gigantic sets... really sad. So i sat there looking at countless of hours of memories, crushed into tiny pieces, and i decided to make the coolest freaking lego ever. So i sat for an hour or four, and i found all the little pieces i wanted, and gathered them all and it began to take shape as a kickass lego. The Rock would not mess with this lego. But it was almost 4am so i decided to head in, leaving my masterpiece for later. The next morning, i awake and find my lego in hundreds of little pieces. Goddamn Yadirah. I hate that woman. If you dont know, Yadirah is the woman that comes to clean my house every few days or so. And by clean i mean rearrange-everything-i-know-and-lose-anything-belonging-to-aaron-that-she-can-get-her-hands-on. She hides my books, my movies, my clothes. OH GOD THE CLOTHES. I dont see the same shirts or shorts for weeks at a time, while all my brothers get THEIR clothes back the next morning. I constantly buy new clothes to make up for what doesnt come out of the black hole known as Yadirah. Okay, i like to use my floor as a shelf. IS THAT A CRIME?? Should i be punished for it?? What a waste of floorspace, to not put anything on it! I keep clothes, books, food, anything on it. Its really messy, but amazingly organized at the same time. Majeek. Okay honestly APUSH may have been a bad decision. I work my ass off, and i think i'm barely pulling a B. I studied for SIX hours today! AND FOR WHAT?! A 20 question multiple choice test. God do i hate those. Theyre so freakin hard. Okay back to studying.